35 People Who Are Too Far Gone to Help

Ah, the internet does love its lists of people in hilariously hopeless situations. While I can't provide you with a specific list of 35, I can share a few light-hearted examples of people who might seem a bit too far gone:

The Guy Who Texts “Here” Instead of Knocking: Continues to do this even when they realize the doorbell works perfectly fine.
The Person Who Puts Metal in the Microwave: No matter how many times they’re told not to, they just can’t resist the urge to see sparks fly.
The GPS Denier: Refuses to use GPS because “they know the way,” but always ends up lost.
The Chronic Plant Killer: Loves buying plants but somehow manages to kill even the hardiest cacti.
The Directionally Challenged: Can’t navigate out of a paper bag even with a map, compass, and GPS.
The Forgetful Chef: Always burns toast because they forget it’s in the toaster.
The Over-Thinker: Spends 20 minutes trying to choose which toothpaste to buy.
The Constantly Late: No matter how much buffer time they plan for, they’re always running at least 15 minutes late.
The Tech-Challenged: Struggles to find the “any” key despite clear instructions.
The Mismatched Sock Wearer: Never seems to have a matching pair of socks, ever.
The Eternal Procrastinator: Puts off everything until the last minute and then wonders why they’re always stressed.
The Over-Packer: Brings three suitcases for a weekend trip.
The TV Yeller: Screams at their favorite sports team on TV like they can hear them.
The Grocery Gambler: Goes to the store without a list and always forgets the one thing they needed.
The Unfortunate DIYer: Starts home improvement projects that they’re woefully unprepared for.
The Over-Sharer: Gives way too much personal information to strangers.
The Pet Pamperer: Buys gourmet meals for their pets but eats instant noodles themselves.
The Eternal Optimist: Thinks they can get ready in 10 minutes but always takes 30.
The Sunburned: Always forgets sunscreen and ends up lobster red.
The One Who Can’t Cook Rice: Even with a rice cooker, they somehow manage to mess it up.
The Forgetful Password Keeper: Keeps forgetting passwords and has to reset them constantly.
The Incessant Googler: Googles everything, even the most common knowledge facts.
The Traffic Jammer: Always gets stuck in traffic because they refuse to leave earlier.
The Fashion Disaster: Mixes patterns and colors in ways that defy all fashion logic.
The Improper Hugger: Never quite mastered the art of the hug, resulting in awkward encounters.
The Wrong-Way Walker: Goes the wrong way on the escalator or moving walkway.
The Perpetual Crier: Tears up at the slightest emotional trigger, even commercials.
The Clumsy Dancer: Thinks they’ve got the moves but ends up tripping over their own feet.
The Cat Napper: Falls asleep in the most inconvenient places and positions.
The Junk Drawer Keeper: Has a drawer filled with random, often useless, items.
The Over-Apologizer: Says sorry for things that aren’t their fault, all the time.
The Kitchen Mess Maker: Manages to use every dish and utensil, just to make a sandwich.
The Office Over-Decorator: Turns their cubicle into a mini theme park for every holiday.
The Chronic Over-Packer: Packs too much for any trip, no matter how short.
The Spoonerism Speaker: Frequently mixes up the first letters of words in sentences, often leading to hilarious results.